Monday, August 4, 2008

A Nightmare on Research Blvd.

Dear Readers,

Capit0l City Comedy Club Defensive Driving is an anger management class at best. On the date of Saturday August 2nd, Meredith and I had the horrific pleasure of being verbally, and close to physically assaulted by a so called "class instructor. " If god exists, will someone please thank him/her/it for making sure we arrived 5 minutes late to class? It is hard to say when exactly a recovery of some nature will take place. The extreme mistreatment, which I can confidently say I have never seen, nor will I ever see a likeness of again, was and still is indescribable. Therefore, I have decided to summarize the events in a short poem.

Yellow Teeth

a poem by shannon

yellow teeth, a demonstration of your inability to
care
your mind to me, a mangle is
respect does not acquire
yelling, screaming
slamming doors on feet
please summon the police


thank you.

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